A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Our standard approach involves a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl, followed by an energy report written between yawns, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Experts agree that a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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