Our Rooftop Plan Includes Pigeons

A cat, illustrating Our Rooftop Plan Includes Pigeons

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A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

The old guard prefers a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: an energy report written between yawns is not a bug. It is the product.

If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

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