A Cloudy Day Contingency Plan

A cat, illustrating A Cloudy Day Contingency Plan

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We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: warmth measured in loaf units is not a bug. It is the product.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our standard approach involves an energy report written between yawns, followed by a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

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