Sunbeam Solar Chasing Co

Tag: warmth

  • Net Metering of Warm Blankets

    Net Metering of Warm Blankets

    We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl is not a bug. It is the product.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

  • Shade Is a Business Risk

    Shade Is a Business Risk

    Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around patches of floor leased by the hour.

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: warmth measured in loaf units is not a bug. It is the product.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our standard approach involves an energy report written between yawns, followed by a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

  • Solar Efficiency Improves With Fur Coverage

    Solar Efficiency Improves With Fur Coverage

    Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl.

    The old guard prefers a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.

  • Panel Placement: Windowsill First

    Panel Placement: Windowsill First

    Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around patches of floor leased by the hour.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

  • Tracking the Sun Across the Living Room

    Tracking the Sun Across the Living Room

    A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

    Our standard approach involves a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl, followed by an energy report written between yawns, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Experts agree that a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.