Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around patches of floor leased by the hour.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: warmth measured in loaf units is not a bug. It is the product.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves an energy report written between yawns, followed by a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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