Sunbeam Solar Chasing Co

Category: Energy

  • Our Rooftop Plan Includes Pigeons

    Our Rooftop Plan Includes Pigeons

    A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

    The old guard prefers a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: an energy report written between yawns is not a bug. It is the product.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

  • Seasonal Shifts in Premium Spots

    Seasonal Shifts in Premium Spots

    Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around an energy report written between yawns.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    Our standard approach involves a tracking system consisting of one cat and a slow crawl, followed by warmth measured in loaf units, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.

  • Panel Placement: Windowsill First

    Panel Placement: Windowsill First

    Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around patches of floor leased by the hour.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.